Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The Research Team at "Not Sold in California"

{Background} In 2006, California adopted the California Global Warming Solutions Act, also known as AB 32. This Law created a comprehensive, long term plan for California to reduce greenhouse gas emissions to 1990 levels by 2020. Cool Paints ( meaning Temperature not "Far-out-man") was identified as an Early Action strategy, to be in place no later than January 1,2010. This strategy is based on measures to reduce the solar heat gain in a vehicle parked in the sun. A cooler interior would make drivers less likely to activate the air conditioner, which increases carbon dioxide emissions.

{ WTF } Two weeks later the Ding-Bat chairwoman of CARB. Demanded that all cars sold in California include reformulation of paint to reflect near-infrared sunlight, parked car ventilation, and solar reflective window glazing. Good Idea but.... Hello, McFly, Thump! Thump! Don't you think Detroit would like a little advance notice maybe..

Well after considerable personal research and observation as to why closed window and extended use of air conditioning is almost universal. It is determined that California Air Resources Board has got it all wrong by changing paint composition and glazing requirements. Our data shows that the most effective method for lowering use of Air Conditioning and Green House Gasses ( Carbon Dioxide Emissions ). Is Shortening the effective Length of Women's Hair.
Our research can be verified by simple observation when first getting into your car when with the wife, daughter, or girlfriend. You can make these simple observations yourself when you get into the vehicle lower the window next to the female passenger. Notice that within the next few seconds or upon vehicle movement the window will close automatically. There by necessitating use of the air conditioning system. However make sure to observe quietly and or in silence as severe consequences may result.